MY RUNWAY

I read this from my teacher's blog:

Let's know some new definitions

LECTURE::An art of transmitting information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
TEARS::The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power.
ECSTASY::A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
CLASSIC::A book which people praise,but never read.
YAWN::The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.
ETC::A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
DIPLOMAT::A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPPORTUNIST::A person who starts talking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
OPTIMIST::A person who while falling from QUTAB MINAR says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET".
PESSIMIST::A person who says that "O" is the last letter in "ZERO",Instead of the first letter in "OPPORTUNITY".
FATHER::A banker provided by nature.
MISER::A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH.
EXPERIENCE::The name people give to their MISTAKES.
BOSS::Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN::One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence later
DOCTOR::A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you by his bills.